A Lack Of Ideas

endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:48 -0400

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life

Watch, as the majestic kernel jump and spring into life.

godisabitofabastard: “The White & Black Knights” 1911 By...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:12:42 -0400

godisabitofabastard:

“The White & Black Knights” 1911
By Mike Dubber Engraving Studio.

Reminds me of Romeo and Juliet

meeperme: Playing League for the first time and I’m really bad at it.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:20:45 -0400

meeperme:

Playing League for the first time and I’m really bad at it.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:18:21 -0400

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:13:09 -0400

sketchythought:

traceexcalibur:

a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together

That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.

I didn’t know what an incubus was, so I thought a succubus was hauling a box with baby chickens in it to a bar.

mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:36:36 -0400

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

it tests my ability to not burn everything in sight down.

stars-become-snowflakes: bangaraanged: reekswrath: highigor: ...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:54:36 -0400

stars-become-snowflakes:

bangaraanged:

reekswrath:

highigor:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing

oh my gosh it’s adorable!

Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash

Reblog that shit

this is weirdly hypnotic

shiny

probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while

and it’s a snail

I thought snails would transform into butterflies

Oh my gosh, it’s so fricken cute X3

tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:54:33 -0400

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

Heh, cause H2O2 is really bad if it’s in a serious concentration.

1atula: 1atula: 1atula: guys im going to cr y my middle name starts with i and my first name is...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:50:00 -0400

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

GUYS

No, U Carla.

timelessword-pricelesspictures: corpse-boy: Have you noticed...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:09:46 -0400

timelessword-pricelesspictures:

corpse-boy:

Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!

HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:
Items needed:
1 cup of water
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle

HOW:
1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT

justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:58:32 -0400

justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

Who is that guy.

steelplatedhearts: I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:41:13 -0400

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

hearsedreamer: ladylaurence: im pretty sure both of my closest friends are vampires holy shit oh...

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:53:33 -0400

hearsedreamer:

ladylaurence:

im pretty sure both of my closest friends are vampires holy shit

oh so haozhi and andi can be monsters but i cant

i see how it is

i see

Can I be a potato.

cosmomancer: thescratchman: Where the fuck are all these stupid insects coming from I hate the...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:39:15 -0400

cosmomancer:

thescratchman:

Where the fuck are all

these stupid insects coming from

I hate the summer

a haiku by me

Oh the insectoids

From the depths of hell they come

Beware in Summer

Fuck Pollen, It’s bad

Why can’t the flowers evolve

God damnit, a sneeze

incineraptor: funnyinternetjoke: iamthebesthumanbeing: holy...

Fri, 03 May 2013 06:39:05 -0400

incineraptor:

funnyinternetjoke:

iamthebesthumanbeing:

holy shit

karkat bigsby vantas

i believe my own facts, therefore they are true

and that is my opinion so you can’t tell me otherwise.

Burn in a hole.

thescratchman: tordles: missmurrka: asncookie: alphaidiot: a...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:41:03 -0400

thescratchman:

tordles:

missmurrka:

asncookie:

alphaidiot:

askthegreycreeper:

ask-ender-kei:

angel-the-cat:

ask-ender-kei:

angel-the-cat:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …

and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

HAH

I’M A GEMINI

IT’S ACCURATE

I TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE

LETS BE GEMINI BROS

YOUR A GEMINI TOO?

OH HELL YEAH

GEMINI BRO’S INITIATE!

WOWOWAGH GEMINI IS TWINS
LETS BE TWINS

24 YEARS OF BAD LUCK?!?!?!

Sometimes I think I’m not capricorn :c

Omfg tell me guys do I seem like the Virgo. Is it correct.

Only parts of mine are true. I am very much a pushover T_T

25%of those Aquarian things are true;;

im aries as fuck

one of the reasons i hate horoscopes is because i’m pisces but i’m not pisces at all.

elvishasleftthefisting: nikolaianswers: askdjinthescauldron: a...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:30:06 -0400

elvishasleftthefisting:

nikolaianswers:

askdjinthescauldron:

ask-rex-ironwhooves:

The 90’s man!

1998 baby! The golden age!

98 motherfuckers!

‘96 represent

bobbunny started following you

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:27:07 -0400

ladylaurence:

but if the police come by i’m handing you over

I hope you get severe second degree burns on your wrists for tagging my name wrong.

rosemeenah: How do I blacklist a tumblr user in real life With a shotgun

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 07:02:38 -0400

rosemeenah:

How do I blacklist a tumblr user in real life

With a shotgun

What ingredients does it take to make you?

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:55:40 -0400

What ingredients does it take to make you? :

thescratchman:

impossiblevariable:

the-hatred-machine:

theladyems:

mikkynga:

caewaiisar:

criminallyincompetent:

Sarah is made of poison, lemon, and reclusive. With a dash of Twitter.

This is surprisingly accurate.

TY is made of wood, intelligence, and determination. With a dash of the 80s.

pretty much

Natalia is made of octopi, manga, and starlight. With a dash of foreveralone.

It’s so accurate it hurts

Energy… eggs… desperation… with a dash of AMERICA.

Uh. Okay. Murica.

Muffins, loyalty, and gullibility. With a dash of pervert.

adobo (I had to look that up :/, odd) memes and technology with a dash of James Bond.

made of ‘man, pepper and ammunition. with a dash of t umblr’

by ‘dash’ i assume we’re pulling a ’just a little olive oil’ *dumps in five cups* sort of thing.

Bobbunny is made of oranges, soup, and shadows. With a dash of Snoopy.

good luck, mangoes, and attention. With a dash of the West.

Heh, good luck.